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Post by Shigure on Jan 27, 2005 0:08:45 GMT -5
Shigure is not a n00b when it comes to lady watching. He quickly removes the top layer of his yukata and turns it around. On the inside is a life sized image of a window looking outside. The image includes a tree with two small eyeholes. Shigure quickly attaches it to the outside of the window hoping that the occupants were too busy to notice, he then looks through the holes whispering to himself.
"Damn that Saku, he didn't have to be that extreme about it."
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Post by Shai on Jan 27, 2005 14:05:45 GMT -5
Shai starts yelling unholy things, which are muffled considering her face is stuck between a pillow and the floor. She reaches her hands up behind her head and starts blindly grabbing at Ryoko's face, poking her in the eye a bunch of times, and sticking her finger up her nose.....
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Post by Ryoku on Jan 27, 2005 17:02:41 GMT -5
I shake my head trying to dislodge her finger from my nose, I jump up and step on the pillow as I do, I grabb the bag and bong. I start to run past Shai to throw the things away when I smell something. "What the....?" I look at the bag and sniff it. "It's comeing from here..." I walk over and sit on Shai to keep her down, and open the bag and sniff the dry bag of green stuff. I cock a brow then shoot a glare at her. "This is a bag of catnip.... not weed.." I shake my head in awe.
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Post by Shai on Jan 27, 2005 17:51:52 GMT -5
"HUH?!" Shai rips the bag from Ryoko's hand, sniffing it. "WHAT THE HELL! THAT STUPID DEFALCATOR!" she yells, referring to the guy who sold it to her, while struggling to get away from Ryoko, and freaking out about how she got ripped, she ends up spilling the cat-nip all over her face, then begins freaking out even more.
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Post by Ryoku on Jan 27, 2005 18:01:50 GMT -5
I crack up just a bit letting out a grin Iam about to grab the bag when suddenly a black blob goes flying past me and stick's to Shai's face's. "What the... it's that kitten how did it get in here?" I begin looking around confused, then notice the cat it's growling and purring at the same time. I look closer and see that it's needing her face with it's claw's and drooling everywhere, and at that I crack letting out full laugh, it had a melody to it, along with pure pleasure. The laughter fill's the my home for the first time. I put my hand over my mouth a bit shocked.
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Post by Shai on Jan 27, 2005 18:06:29 GMT -5
Shai pauses, completly shocked at first, before she realizes that something is stuck to her face, drooling on her and clawing at the same time. "GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!" she shouts frantically, grabbing the kitty by the tail trying to rip it off. She trips over a rug and falls on her face, then starts smashing it against the floor, trying despertly to remove the insane animal.
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Post by Shigure on Jan 27, 2005 19:35:24 GMT -5
Shigure clenches his fists outside as he observes the goings on.
"It's...that...damn...cat..."
He breathes heavily trying to control himself from charging in there barking. It would be almost impossible to explain why he was outside, and why he chased the cat. So he continues to watch the two girls. As he watches Shai smash the kitty around he muffles a few laughs.
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Post by Ryoku on Jan 27, 2005 20:09:51 GMT -5
My eye's widen at the sight and I let out another bout of laughter as I watch her flail about slamming her head around. "Wait.. here I'll help.. you'll hurt him!" I grab the cat by the sides and try to pry it from her head. "WAIT! CRISCO!" I run of into my kitchen and return with a bucket of crisco and begin lathering the part's of her face that is visable from the small puff of fur and under the animal as well. Still not noticeing the oddly small tree on my huge body length window (one of them considering the whole front of my room is all window no wall)
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Post by Shai on Jan 28, 2005 13:52:20 GMT -5
Shai begins freaking out even more as the greasy substance is spread over her and the cat, instead of helping in getting the cat off her face, it causes the cat to slip, panic and dig it's claw's even deeper into her face. Shai begin's screaming and running around in circle's.
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Post by Shigure on Jan 28, 2005 16:30:48 GMT -5
~Hmmmm, girls and crisco. This might still work out ;D.~
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Post by Ryoku on Jan 29, 2005 0:31:05 GMT -5
My eye's widen as she get's up and begin's running after the blind Shai who is running about knocking thing's over. "STOP RUNNING GOD DAMNIT! Let me help you!"
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Post by Shai on Jan 29, 2005 15:40:26 GMT -5
Shai continues to run around, like a tornado with a grudge against Ryoko's room she knocks over and destroys everything in her path... trying to find a wall to smash kitty on, she runs into the window that Shigure was spying on them through, breaking it, and falling into the tree ontop of him... just then kitty lets go of her, and plasters itself to Shigure's face.
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Post by Shigure on Jan 29, 2005 16:04:42 GMT -5
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
Shigure flops around with Shai still on top of him, trying to get that damn cat off his face.
"Help me, help me, help me!!!"
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Post by Shai on Jan 29, 2005 16:32:39 GMT -5
Shai just laughs at him, relieved that kitty isn't stuck to her face anymore...
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Post by Shigure on Jan 30, 2005 4:00:49 GMT -5
Shigure pulls off the cat and tosses it into the tree, then grabs Shai and pulls her right up to his face and screams.
"WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP ME!?!?"
As blood starts to ooze from his face.
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